Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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