also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
