I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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