My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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