Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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