I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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