Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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