So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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