we're blogging at a bar
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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