My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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