only if we run a train.
done.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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