he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
