I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Randomize