The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
