Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We are two peas in an std pod
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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