I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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