No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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