At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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