I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up under a house in Key West
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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