I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i barfeds in our rink
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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