There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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