how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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