she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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