Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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