so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
organizing the empties. That sober.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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