Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Randomize
