you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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