So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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