Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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