I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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