I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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