We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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