At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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