Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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