I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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