we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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