Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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