you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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