After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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