That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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