really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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