it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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