well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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