You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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