Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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