Have you finally orgasmed yet?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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