If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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