someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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