the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
be right there i have to get my cape
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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