i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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