Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
True college students do jello shots in the library
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