Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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