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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.

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• (408): View more from California

  You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going

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  Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.

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