Me too!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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