I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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