You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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