yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
