I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
