your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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